Point out how TINY Demi Moore is!

She’s smaller than a 10-year-old boy!
But with some more boob.
I think she had a surgeon remove half her lungs! Like the right or left half, then moved the rest into the center. Adult lungs cannot fit into that torso.
(What surgeon would do that? Heidi Montag’s.)
I think she’s allergic to [...]

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